Yunger Milk

A guy who makes awesome music, and also has a massive cock!

THAT GUY OVER THERE IS YUNGER MILK

by JimmyMan12 March 17, 2019

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The Milk Index

A measurement of the time until a carton or bottle of milk will expire. Can be abbreviated to TMI. TMI is often used as a time frame for other events in life, it is an easy way to recognize that time has, is, and will continue to progress.

1) John said, "The Milk Index is high today, honey. No need to go to the supermarket."
2) As Melissa went to the fridge to get a pudding cup, Shaun yelled at her, "Hey Mel, check out TMI and tell me what you think we should throw it out!"
3) Two weeks before coming home from abroad, Michelle said, "I cant believe TMI is going to hit zero after I am back in the US!"

by The Milk Expert June 9, 2011

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Milk Tops

Akin to the well-known Muffin Top, 'Milk Tops' are the mammary equivalent. They are often observed on women wearing an underfitting brassiere.

Milk Tops are commonplace in provincial France where they are flaunted by young women to attract the attention of men. Milk Tops have a characteristic 'wobble' depending on their age and size. They are known to be highly attractive to men, especially when seen on well endowed young waitresses.

..."did you check out the Milk Tops on her?"

by TRG Guys October 22, 2012

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spill milk

busting a quick one

friend 1: y did u leave the vc
friend 2: imma spill milk lol
friend 1: insert smirk emoji

by jothehotcunt May 26, 2020

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Vampire Milk

Vampire Milk is when a woman during her period uses a blood clot to mix in with milk, making it chunky and sort of red. Specialized if made with tit milk.

“Hey Mollie! that blood clot you had was HUGE yesterday! You should use it for your Vampire Milk!”

by vansareoverrated September 2, 2020

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