May 30th

May 30th is "International Ignore All Boys Named Wira Day"

Wira: Hi!
Girl: I can't talk to you today.
Wira: Why?
Girl: It's May 30th! International Ignore All Boys Named Wira Day

by sadasie May 29, 2020

Brian May

the guitarrist of the british band Queen and the sexiest man of the whole world. Obviously married with Roger Taylor and loves the number 39 (because if not the song won´t exist) he will rock you with his badgers and hedghogs

any person: the most handsome person is "el yungkuk" of los bities

me: NO THE BEST PERSON IN THE WHOLE WORLD IS Brian May AND NO ONE OF THOSE BITIES WILL GO OVER HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by crazy_queen_lovie <3 October 14, 2019

May 4th

National send a titty pic day

Chad “Yo it’s may 4th, you know what that means”

by zovo9 May 4, 2022

Honey-Mai

Perfection. Honey-Mai is the perfect girl, with a perfect personality and the perfect body. She always looks hot, and has a nice booty. Usually found with her boyfriend, she cares a lot about her family, and those she loves. She isn't appreciated like she should be.

She has beautiful long, dark hair, cute freckles, and a hot ass. Her boyfriend's name is usually Jacob.

Jacob to friend: Honey-Mai is so fit, I'm so happy she's my girlfriend.
Friend to Jacob: Yeah, I wish she was my girlfriend.
Jacob to friend: To bad I'm never letting go.

by 231119 May 15, 2020

May 9

national stan izone day!!!!! stan izone and don’t be an ugly flop!!!

Person 1: Oh it’s May 9! Stan Iz*One!
Person 2: Yassss! stream Vampire.

by choiyenabot111 October 18, 2019

dylan mays

Dylan has the biggest penis. He gets all the bitches and pussy. When he's alone with a special someone, he tears it up.

I want to be like Dylan Mays

by Jose Quantam February 1, 2017

May 18

The most beautiful/handsome people were born they are so beautiful and cute that you just wanna fuck ‘em

Jenna: omg when is your birthday

Aniyah: may 18

Jenna: omg I love you wanna go to my room to do stuff

Aniyah: yeah sure 😉😉

by Hoebangerrrrrrrrr January 4, 2022