blindness pro max

Can be abbreviated as bp+.
The action of urinating, taking a shit, farting, burping, yelling loudly, or orgasming to escape or avoid a situation. Usually used to stop watching a dirty video your friends are showing you.

Person 1: Pffff, look at this
Person 2: no i dont wanna see that dirty shit
Person 2: *shits himself*
Person 1: dude, did you just blindness pro max my ass?

by gay paintbrush monokuma November 01, 2021

Plant-Maxing

Synonym for photosynthesis; To grow to one's maximum height as if they were flora or vegetation.

If you stay in the sun too long, you're gonna plant-maxing like everything else in the garden!

by John Fire Hydrant May 26, 2025

Max and maddie

Max and Maddie sleeps together while they kiss

stranger:omg max and maddie!

by No body gives a shit September 28, 2021

jump maxing

To be gay but eat pussy

Person 1: Yo i just ate some pussy
Person 2: aren’t you gay
Person 1: yeah I was jump maxing

by Googol blipblip February 03, 2024

fit maxing

The act of wearing your freshest outfit and dopest accessories simply to portray that you get bitches and/or have clout.

Josh: hey did you see Chad over there?
Andrew: yeah, he’s totally fit maxing for this party tonight!
Josh: I know and he’s still going to leave with no bitches

by AsteezyB February 23, 2025

Max is great

Max is the best human alive. Nobody is greater than him.

Max is great and the best

by ME 2000 September 10, 2018

Max Timmis

An organism commonly associated with homosexual and re-enactments of popular internet sensations such as; memes, vines and other associated videos and Fortnite Dances. They tend to omit a pungent smell due to lack of showing. A being which is rarely sighted doing any form of work and can often been found playing games.

Have A Shower stop being a Max Timmis!

REVISE! Stop playing games Max Timmis🤢

by yourfavouritebrown June 24, 2019