foo-foo sock

AKA foo-foo sock. Distiguished by its crinkled stuck-together fabric texture and usually found under the beds of adolescent males, it is the sock

William and Deon use the foo-foo sock. But not at the same time.

by Portland Texas January 8, 2012

Element Sock Story

An Element Sock Story serves no purpose and doesn't provide any valuable information to the listener. Usually about one sentence long, it often results in the teller of the story receiving a punch to the head.

An Element Sock Story would be: "Shez has Element socks, and he was like: aw, I have Element socks."

by anus3 December 14, 2009

pink tube sock

The ending result when a dude smashes a girls anal cavity, and when he pulls out, her anas is wrapped around his dick.

I was fucking a girl in the ass and tried to pull out, but all i got was the pink tube sock.

by Joey Mountz August 7, 2006

Tube Sock Wrestling

The act of two caucasian men wearing nothing but Tube Socks on their penis, and wrestling. Usually until the tube sock falls off.

John: Wanna go Tube Sock wrestling?
Joe: Im already 4 items of clothes ahead of you

Imagine Sumo Wrestling, with skinny white guys, wearing tube socks over their penises.

by Yup... Its that guy August 27, 2011

grippy sock cock

Exactly like dating a mental girl ie grippy sock coochie, but it’s a male with mental problems and a Long Schlong.

“Did you hear Teds with Angela now?“
“Nah, but she said to me he’s got Grippy Sock Cock“

by DmnsPwn April 21, 2022

Socks That Relieve Pain

An ad on this website for some reason.

OMG SOCKS THAT RELIEVE PAIN I TOTALLY NEED THOSE

by CRAM SWORD November 14, 2019

Mississippi snake sock

When a man uses a snake skin for a substitute for a condom.

Jeff: man I'd rather a Mississippi snake sock than a condom.

This girl down town would want you to wear A Mississippi snake sock when you have sex with her tonight.

by Everythingzen February 27, 2015