muffin bitch

sum one whoo bitches 2 much nd isz mad dramatic

joseph: dame willie boy u stepped on my shoes

willie boy: stop bitching

jospeh: no nigga these are my new shoes

willie boy: ur acting like a muffin bitch u suck man

by willie boy January 30, 2008

taco muffin

taco delicious pussy/female
muffin hippie

taco muffin sexy female hippie

a group of go green strippers would be taco muffins

by Lexii Buddha December 14, 2009

weez muffin

Slang term for a male who is a bro and wears many fresh snap backs, also who enjoys NHL and xbox360, and "gets it in" on a regular bases.

kid 1>Yo weez muffin what you doing later?
weez muffin> Probably drinking some keystones since there so smooth then snipping top left. And finishing it off with a little nhl 08'.

by kc2013 January 5, 2011

Shit Muffins

-n. (literal)Muffins made with feces
-n. (subjective) a curseword used to express indignation, fear, anger, or disgust.

Ex. I
Sarah: I'm pregnant.
Bob: Shit muffins.

Ex. II
Mother: Whatcha got there, Jimmy?
Son: Shit muffins! :B

by Narukashi666 January 7, 2011

Leg Muffin

A Name for someone who is stupid or does something stupid also retardish,idiot or pleb.

it can also just be a random insult.

for example

amy is such a leg muffin i can't believe it

by Rshoota October 14, 2010

Choad Muffin

(noun); A muffin that is in resemblance to a choad, a muffin whose width is greater than its height.

Don't be such a choad muffin about it.

I don't want to eat this choad muffin.

by OmegaHOT69 July 13, 2010

Schorched Muffins

another meaning for "Sick Burn" or "Oh Snap"

boy-- aliens are organge
girl # 1--no they aren't, they are green

girl # 2--Oh schorched muffins

by Tishie-Poo December 9, 2008