Cantina Band

A group of the most epic humans and one bear. together they could take over the world, but they dont feel like it. they hate estevan. Psych is important to them. if you insult one of the band, the rest will kill you. seriously, theyve done it before.

Bro we should make a cantina band.

Nah we cant compete with them

by LE Bear of doom November 24, 2021

The Best Band Ever

weezer

Person 1: “Weezer The Best Band Ever”
Person 2: “True!”

by weezyweez November 25, 2022

Cock-banded

When a man tucks his flacid cock into the waistband of his lover’s pants.

I was trying to cook dinner last night and my husband came up behind me and cock-banded me!

Dinner was delicious!

by Created by Ray & Craig April 7, 2023

Band Photographer

The guy who actually have money

Do you see the guy taking the photos? The band photographer; He can actually affoard a hotel, so he won’t sleep in the van tonight!

by Kallefin June 7, 2024

Mendy Hershkowitz Band

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Person 1: Hey, that sounds great! Which name is that?
Person 2:It’s the Mendy Hershkowitz Band, of course!

by Good music is key November 23, 2021

National Band Volunteer Day

An unofficial holiday on May 22nd celebrating the band parents & band family members who help contribute

Person 1: "Happy National Band Volunteer Day!"
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "On May 22nd We celebrate people like the Cartners, Claytons, Kriskas, Hinsons, Mosses, Neeses, Pages, Pattersons, and Simpsons, who have put a great deal of service into Band Programs!

by Pride of Alamance May 22, 2022

Band kid

group of people who are in band, walk with their arms making a upside-down L, think “smol bean” and a large amount of cussing in one sentence is funny

John: “Hey, Look at these band kids”
Band kids: “Falls from 5 feet and FUCKING dies on the FUCKING ground from a STUPID-ASS child molester”
John: Kill yourself
Band kid: “no u :3”

by kurxzo February 4, 2024