Another term for disgusting, stank, foul body odor. Based off of the smell coming from stagnant mud holes, especially those around Brown Mountain, NC.
Man, I fingered Claire last night. When I pulled my fingers out the whole room smelled like I'd driven through a Brown Mountain Mud Hole.
by Halfbreed Hammer May 21, 2022
Get the Brown Mountain Mud Holemug. The act of shitting ones self while wearing tighty whities and quickly ripping them off and flapping them over the head of an unsuspecting bystander.
"Dude! I totally give that bitch Shelly an irish mud flap last week...I'm pretty sure she had to shave her head!"
by Usmc1371 January 7, 2016
Get the irish mud flapmug. by lolololdsahjkdasjkdas October 25, 2020
Get the Funny mud go peamug. Roast Beef Mud Flaps are the oversized lips of the vagina that resemble the mud flaps on a semi truck if they were made out of roast beef. This phenomena is often related to the woman having an excess of sexual partners, and/or extreme stretching by the use of sexual toys.
Chris: Hey man, did you end up hitting that last night?
Ken: Yeah, but it wasn't that great.
Chris: Why not?
Ken: Well, she had a massive set of roast beef mud flaps.
Chris: Were they that bad?
Ken: Yeah, it looked like she road a chainsaw to work everyday.
Ken: Yeah, but it wasn't that great.
Chris: Why not?
Ken: Well, she had a massive set of roast beef mud flaps.
Chris: Were they that bad?
Ken: Yeah, it looked like she road a chainsaw to work everyday.
by Queef Chief May 28, 2016
Get the roast beef mud flapsmug. When two gay guys have been ramming each other in the ass all night and sipping pink mimosas with roofies; they each take turns covering a slip and slide with their loosened shit. They let it ferment for about a week in the middle of a Texas summer and take one of the state's many quadriplegic retards and slide said retard through slide over and over again until retard is either dead, or more retarded and Christopher Reeve'd than before.
How did you spend your weekend?
Chet and I did a pink faggot mud slide.
Dude...that's actually kinda hot.
I KNOW RIGHT?!
Chet and I did a pink faggot mud slide.
Dude...that's actually kinda hot.
I KNOW RIGHT?!
by cum sticker fanatic December 15, 2010
Get the Pink Faggot Mud Slidemug. When you defecate in and around your lovers mouth and he/she/it performs a bloodcurling scream and exhales fecal matter. Much like a dragon, without the feces. Most commonly used in Lord of the Rings. Most notable occurence is when Gandalf performed this on Legolas during the Battle of Gondor.
Late one night after Alec got done supervising his church youth group, he came home to see his Homosexual lover Remi engaged in an affair with Eric. A couple days later, Alec told Remi to come into the room. When Remi came into the room, Alec suprised him by shitting all over his mouth and down his throat. Enraged by this, Remi let out a huge roar expelling poo from his mouth.
After witnessing this act of revenge, Lily Twodicks proclaimed "eeeeeewwwww why did you just give him a Middle Earth Mud Dragon?"
After witnessing this act of revenge, Lily Twodicks proclaimed "eeeeeewwwww why did you just give him a Middle Earth Mud Dragon?"
by ExplosiveSoap August 12, 2011
Get the Middle Earth Mud Dragonmug. When you run around a track with your cock flopping up and down while a jar of peanut butter hangs from a string into your asshole paints the track brown.
Hey! How was your Track-meet?
It was terrible, our fastest runner Parker pulled a New Jersey Mud Track and ruined our whole game.
Damnit.
It was terrible, our fastest runner Parker pulled a New Jersey Mud Track and ruined our whole game.
Damnit.
by nicklebacksucks77 September 12, 2021
Get the New Jersey Mud Trackmug.