Fucks-to-give meter

Measures how many fucks you give to a scale of 1-10

The talk was super boring so I gave him the fucks-to-give meter, I gave him a zero

by Isuckox485 May 2, 2023

Giving knowledge

To give “head” or “brain” to someone can be referred to as “giving knowledge” since knowledge comes from the head and the brain.

Derek: Nah man she was giving knowledge last night, one of the best of my life.

John: So lucky bro, she looks like she gives good knowledge.

by junkyxoxoxo October 9, 2021

give it up

Another way to say “you know how i do it” or “what i do” used primarily on the east coast of the United States to explain either what you usually do or what you’re known for.

“I don’t know why they play with me , they already know how i give it up.

by 917dxtti October 31, 2022

It’s Giving Elephant

When something is either very sad or fucked up. It’s a reference from the Hit game “It takes Two” when you have to kill your daughters stuffed Elephant.

Did you see Marley and Me? It’s giving Elephant.

by Mr.K9 March 8, 2025

give me them balls

When a person is attracted to someone’s male genitals they’ll scream “give me them balls” and then go into a ritual singing “jiggly jig jiggly jig jiggly jiggly jiggly jig!” And use their hands to try and tickle their balls.

“Give me them BALLS!” -tickle action with hands

by Jiggle jiffy April 4, 2024

Giving it a stay

Masturbating without moving your arm or hand. It's all in the hips.

He had to go to the doctor when he blew out his hip giving it a stay.

by Wick the Creator March 28, 2021

Not Give a Crap

1. To not care at all about something; to have no opinion whatsoever about it. Often used dismissively in the negative to tell someone that what they are talking about has no relevance whatsoever to the listener.

2. A humorous way of saying you are constipated, and therefore "can't give a crap."

Boss: Dilbert, that is the dumbest idea you have come up with yet. I reject your proposal.
Dilbert: You never like any of my ideas. One of these days you're going to push me too far, and I'm going to quit.
Boss: Frankly, Dilbert, I do not give a crap.

Doctor: So, Bill, I understand you're constipated?
Bill: Yep, doc, I can't seem to pass those poops because they're just too big. I don't give a crap.

by Alligator King June 29, 2021