A form of erectial dysfunction in which a male consumes so many Scotch Eggs his heart is no longer able to pump enough blood to his penis.
by Tacotrex April 30, 2012
Get the Scotch Egg Dickmug. Scrambled eggs and ketchup is road rash. Typically this happens form bicycle, motorcycle, scooter and skateboarding accidents on the road. The victim's skin is scratched up into small pills and when mixed with the oozing blood, it looks like scrambled eggs and ketchup.
Oh man did you see Mike eat down that hill. His knee and arm were totally scrambled eggs and ketchup.
Ouch! It looks like somebody ordered scrambled eggs and ketchup for lunch. Didn't i tell you not to wear shorts when riding that Ninja.
Ouch! It looks like somebody ordered scrambled eggs and ketchup for lunch. Didn't i tell you not to wear shorts when riding that Ninja.
by Torbert October 16, 2020
Get the scrambled eggs and ketchupmug. Dave: "Did you watch the video Jodi put up of the raw egg challenge?"
Emily: "No, not yet, seems so gross. I'll watch it on youtube tonight!"
Emily: "No, not yet, seems so gross. I'll watch it on youtube tonight!"
by A Fellow challenger November 27, 2012
Get the Raw Egg Challengemug. by PixelAuug June 30, 2009
Get the Whitening your eggsmug. Blood coated shit. From when a woman pisses in the toilet while having her period therefore making the water bloody. Then she shits in the water coating the shit with blood like making easter eggs.
I went to use my friends bathroom and I almost threw up when i saw his wifes bloody easter eggs in the toilet. Wish people would learn to flush.
by supersab September 16, 2010
Get the bloody easter eggsmug. The act of carefully emptying the contents of a Cadbury’s creme egg through an unnoticeable hole, filling the egg with spunk and then kindly offering it to an unsuspecting friend.
John: I’m so pissed off with Keith.
Paul: Okay.
John: He beat me 5-0 at Fifa!
Paul: Hmm.
John: But I’ll have my revenge… in the form of a dirty creme egg.
Paul: You should see a doctor.
Paul: Okay.
John: He beat me 5-0 at Fifa!
Paul: Hmm.
John: But I’ll have my revenge… in the form of a dirty creme egg.
Paul: You should see a doctor.
by The Knickerless Bandirt April 6, 2013
Get the Dirty Creme Eggmug. The day after Easter Sunday when everyone has a surplus of hardboiled eggs. These eggs are often used up by making egg salad.
"I'm suffering the adverse effects of Egg Salad Monday".
"I'm out of town on Easter Weekend, but I think I can come by on Egg Salad Monday.
"I'm out of town on Easter Weekend, but I think I can come by on Egg Salad Monday.
by hairygerman August 14, 2009
Get the Egg Salad Mondaymug.