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Chip and Dip Theory

So a guy is the chip and a girl is the dip. If a guy dips his chip into a bunch of dips he isn't "ruined" but if a girl puts a lot of chips into her dip, then her dip is ruined.
Guy: I dipped my chip so much
Girl: if I put chips into my dip I'd be a slut
Aka the chip and dip theory
by blah_.blah_.blum_. August 8, 2017
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Clam dip fosho

Yo bro, this new TV is clam dip fosho
by PoopGutBirds November 16, 2021
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Bean dip shit

A shit that resembles a pile of bean dip.
Man! After a night of drinking beer and eating burritos, I had a MASSIVE bean dip shit!!!

Holy shit! We were in the park today and needed to use the restroom. Someone left bean dip shit all over the commode!!!!

Dixie was changing little Brysons diaper and she vomited! Bryson had taken a 7 lb bean dip shit!!!
by J.R. 1 December 27, 2021
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Nip-N-Dip

Commonly used in hockey, this is what gnar shredders use when they have scored a goal with either a clapbomb or wrister when being tired and having to change. This phenomenon only happens when a player just tries to nip it so he/she could change.
Hey Dad, did you see my goal? It was a nip-n-dip. I got it top titties.
by Vag Muncher 5000 January 27, 2019
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pumpernickel dip hole

While tossing salad an aggressive sucking force is used to give a large hickey to the entire anal area. This rush of blood and bruising will cause the asshole to swell and turn a dark colour. Follow the oral treatment with rough anal intercourse to create a gap and finish with ejaculation into the open cavity. The result will look similar to a pumpernickel and spinach dip appetizer.
After her first experience, Amy wasn't sure she would ever agree to a pumpernickel dip hole every again.
by Long Strong DeJong October 6, 2022
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Dip dang darooded

When you simultaneously feel as disappointed as Hank Hill and as optimistic as Ned Flanders
I'm dip dang darooded about this
by Definitely Not Justin May 17, 2018
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fun dip cum

when you cum inside a shot glass and dip your finger in it then into koolaid powder and eat it like candy
I came in a shot glass so i could make fun dip cum
by jcountry1262 June 27, 2021
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