When your breath smells so bad that it smells like you ate a dead dogs shit and the dead dog. They will eat your children at night and your dogs if you don't protect them. The only way you can defend yourself is with Colgate products. It's like a gremlin after midnight except every hour of the day .
yo that girl sitting next to me in American history is such an anus cracker, let's put some Colgate strips on her chair .
by Eatmydiction8==D March 14, 2016
Get the Anus crackermug. Any grouping of white people
by bobslayer July 17, 2015
Get the package of crackersmug. by arathor1 February 27, 2025
Get the rice crackermug. When 3 or more guys stand around a cracker jacking off, the last one to cum on the cracker has to eat it.
by GummyHell November 6, 2017
Get the Milky Crackermug. by anonymous February 13, 2023
Get the Cracker Passermug. by A Person #2936363 January 30, 2018
Get the Cracker Jackermug. 