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College-Life Crisis

A type of phase college students go through fearing that once they graduate, they’re gonna think to themselves, “why was I so boring during college?”.
Alice: What’s with JJ? He almost got caught spray painting on the dorms!
Bob: Sorry. JJ’s going through a College-Life Crisis right now. he’s trying to keep himself from being remembered as lame.
by warspawn November 9, 2021
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Shooter’s hill college

Shooter’s Hill college is a college where there r more spastics then there is actual students. It’s full of whores and everyone does normal cocaine because it’s cheap. The cafeteria sells more fags and vapes then food and the teachers shag the kids
Shooter’s Hill college Defined as What’s that white stuff on their face. Idk either teachers children or drugs.
by Shooter’s Hill college October 9, 2023
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compton early college

by i_am_anonymous. April 28, 2022
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christian college geelong

by clarky123 May 31, 2018
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Ryan Catholic College

A shithole school where nepotism runs rampant. The children of the teacher's will always win all the awards and get away with breaking the rules and being little shits - like fucking westons. David the old principal was a total dickhead. Will punish you for dumb shit like not wearing a hat but will not care if you get bullied or beaten up or something serious happens. Has homophobic teachers and Karen teachers that are annoying like that vegan teacher.
Walter: Wow have you heard about Ryan Catholic College
Jesse: Fuck those dogs
by Kid Named Finger7 April 17, 2023
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Jones College prep

Jones College prep is the gayest school in chicago. While you might have come to Jones for an education you were wrong. Jones is full of furries and it's hard to find a friend group who aren't mean wannable rich kids. The Jones population is 99% white and 1% other.
Person 1: "I go to Jones College prep."
Person 2:"Oh you are you a furry?"
by Lolbeans12356 August 14, 2022
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The College of New Jersey

A college, formerly known as Trenton State, located in Mercer County, New Jersey that has changed it's name to the original name of Princeton University while also ripping off Princeton's logo. The faculty and staff will repeatedly refer to TCNJ as one of the top colleges in the nation alongside Princeton, Harvard, Yale, etc... to the point where they are almost as snobby as the people from Princeton. This is to create a false sense of elitism. The faculty is full of a bunch of locals that don't want to leave the area. In reality, TCNJ is community college that has turned into a wanna be Ivy League school.
1. Many of the top Universities, such as Harvard, Yale, Princeton, MIT, Cal Tech, and The College of New Jersey only accept the best students.
-any moronic TCNJ professor

2. A 3.0 at Rutgers Unversity means a hell of a lot more than a 4.0 at The College of New Jersey.
-Edward W. Castner Jr. PhD

3. If you refer to The College of New Jersey as Trenton State, the staff will crucify you.
by Blee September 28, 2005
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