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You are not being manipulated by me

Stop trying to misrepresent what is happening here. You are only doing it because you think I am misrepresenting your bullshit religion.
Hym "Stop doing therapist tactics on me you fucking clown you are not being manipulated by me. That is not what is happening here. I cannot and will live this and should not be expected to. I will not change until you address my legitimate grievance and if you had done that in the first place those kids in Texas would not be dead. I'm going to contact the parents of those kids and I'm going to tell them that rare forms of schizophrenia ARE NOT REAL and you are LYING to defend your bullshit profession. You will do what I am telling you to do therapy freak or you're going to have another death to cover up. It isn't a trick. I CAN tell you what to do and you CAN just to it. And if you HAD done that in the first place those kids would not be dead. I have already told you what I am not doing to do."
by Hym Iam April 9, 2025
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more chance of Diddy being innocent

An idiom meaning there’s no fucking way in hell something will happen since it’s basically impossible for Diddy to be found not guilty.
There’s more chance of Diddy being innocent than us having gay sex tonight.
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Thank You For Being a Friend

Two or more people stop in the middle of a walkway to converse.
Joe: Why were you late to class today?
John: I was trying to walk through the hall, but had Thank You For Being a Friend in front of me!
by Mr. Fazbear May 24, 2025
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How To Never Stop Being Sad

A song by Dandelion Hands. A step by step guide on how to achieve eternal sadness and selflessness.

-Try always putting yourself down by reminding yourself that it’s always your fault and that you’re the problem not them.
- Desolate yourself from others any time you have a chance to.
-Always remind yourself that you did this to yourself and not them.

-Lose interest in the things you love
-Drown yourself in rum. Steal it if you have to.
-Fantasize a love you’ll never have
-Think about the love that you lost because of the demon that you are.
“He gave us a step by step guide on how to never stop being sad.”

I hate myself.
by coneyislandcottencandh September 30, 2025
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I know I'm being watched

You're being an unhelpful idiot to counteract me being a hyperhelpful genius Arjun.
Hym "I know I'm being watched you fucking idiot that is literally my entire thing and you are being deliberately unhelpful to piss me off being you want me to murder children so you can escape your own culpability in the lead up to the child murder. Definitely something I would murder a family over."
by Hym Iam November 16, 2025
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