Bublé base

When white people have been fucking long enough, they start listening to Micheal Bublé's christmas album together. This is the white girl's way of saying she wants to settle down.

Guy 1: What you up to?
Guy 2: Emily wants to get me in the christmas spirit, she's making me listen to some Bublé.
Guy 1: Damn, she dragged your ass right to the Bublé base.. Run!

by Rando-hobo September 7, 2019

Based

Based occurs and is said when someone cancels out their own argument or another persons argument, typically using their own words or talking points against them or when someone proves that they agree with what they’re trying to contradict. Can also be used for someone who cancels out an action that results in an unintended consequence.

Ex If someone says air pollution is horrible, and then you say well stop driving your car, that’s based.

Ex person A:Biden is not my president

Person b: just because you don’t like him doesn’t mean he’s not your president

Person A: he’s not my president I live in Canada

AOC tweets out to not buy from GOYA, Goya’s stock and sales go up, then ceo labels her as employee of the month, that’s based

Crazy rich Asians movie: women walks in, tries to book a room, dipshit doorman refuses, husband walks in and owns the place, that’s based

by HarrisburgPa717 January 22, 2021

Based

Opposite of "baseless" -- in reference to reports by the media that the public are entertaining "baseless" (conspiratorial) claims in an attempt to cover them up.

News Outlet: "...the baseless conspiracy that Epstein didn't kill himself."
Commenter 1: "Epstein was murdered."
Commenter 2: "Based."

by Vaginus Goochis Penicularis June 30, 2022

Square Based Prison

Where mathematicians go when they commit crime.

Did you hear about the mathematician that got convicted of robbery? He went straight to a square based prison.

by TheFunnyGuy88 July 24, 2022