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Andrew Mcdermott

Mr 'The Academic Comeback is on'

Thinks he's naturally talented and is complacent with everything as a result. However, this claim is not true and the pussy whisperer Peter Park only told him this because his hormones were out of order when the two of them were shagging in Year 9.

Reality is: Andrew Mcdermott is painfully average, and is the most academically retarded person in the year. Takes the piss out of Srisht for the latter's dedication to his studies, but forgets the fact that he has a predicted top 8 of 48, whilst his parents have payed upwards of £70,000 for 5 years of boarding.

He's going to a private school anyway, so he will never learn his lesson and he will continue to possess the work ethic of a Mongolian whore and will be utterly pathetic in general for the rest of his life.
Andrew Mcdermott? Yes I know him. He's the one whose already on the Claimant Count.
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Andrew Downey

Massive fucking cock. soft to hard it's 6 to 24. all his friends have 10 millimeter defeaters, but he's got a dick so long it drags on the ground behind him. you don't wanna run up on Andrew Downey, he will choke you out with his long schlong and then consume you with his urethra. He baths in money and will not hesitate to legally buy you if the opportunity arises.
Josh, "I wish my skull was being crushed by Andrew Downey's urethra right now."
Bill, "Same bro."
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andrews mum

she had a boner
wow she had a massive boner that must be a andrews mum
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andrew and mia

andrew and mia are my dream couple
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Andrew

Andrew is a guy that really likes chunky ladies who fart lots. He says it turns him on and he finds it irresistible. He is often found lingering on tinder looking for a girl who is willing to send fart videos for his spank bank collection. Andrew is one of a kind. He's the best kind of guy to date and he will never leave you if your provide him with his needs.
Omg Becky, how will I ever find a man to love me when I fart so much? No worries there is an Andrew around every corner!!
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Andrew

Avid 5"3 furry porn enjoyer.
Dropped brain whilst playing league of legends.
Fighting his gay instincts.
Seemingly arabic
Fatherless(?), maidenless.
Very sus amogus (sits in vents).
Girl 1: Who's going on the same trip as me?
Girl 2: Andrew
Girl 1: Ew
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Andrew Hawn

The most attractive guy on this planet. In love with his girlfriend, she’s super lucky tbh.
“yo did you see Andrew Hawn today? he was lookin mighty fine
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