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Cross Eyed Mary

Who would be a poor man
A beggar man, a thief
If he had a rich man in his hand?
And who would steal the candy
From a laughing baby's mouth
If he could take it from the money man?
Cross Eyed Mary goes jumping in again
She signs no contract
But she always plays the game
She dines in hampstead village
On expense accounted gruel
And the jack-knife barber drops her off at school
Hey, laughing in the playground
Gets no kicks from little boys
Would rather make it with a letching gray, yeah
Or maybe her attention is drawn by aqualung
Who watches through the railings as they play
Hey, cross-eyed Mary finds it hard to get along
She's a poor man's rich girl and she'll do it for a song
She's a rich man stealer but her favour's good and strong
She's the Robin Hood of highgate
Helps the poor man get along, hey
Laughing in the playground
Gets no kicks from little boys
Would rather make it with a letching gray, yeah
Or maybe her attention is drawn by aqualung
Who watches through the railings as they play
Cross-eyed Mary goes jumping in again
She signs no contract
But she always plays the game
She dines in hampstead village
On expense accounted gruel
And the jack-knife barber drops her off at school
Hey, cross-eyed Mary
Oh Mary, oh, cross-eyed Mary
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 23, 2020
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Lauren marie Fry

the awesomest red-head you will ever meet.
by a ninja in a pantsuit November 30, 2011
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Mary Queen of sluts

The epitome of loose women. Commonly found as a kingpin in slut in the industry. Her offspring are born with pre taught knowledge and are born fully grown.
Wow that baby was born fully grown, its mother must be a mary queen of sluts
by Mary queen of sluts February 23, 2023
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Nasty Mary Anne

A being named Mary Anne who went to Lake Forest, Illinois High School who smokes 50 cigarettes a day and has nasty teeth that are brown and yellow, is an alcoholic and lives with your grand parents in there side house and doesn't pay any form of rent money but occasionally weeds dead flowers and drives them places and should be out on her ass in the streets. A bitch who is two face friends with your mother and family is a full on Nasty Satanist who accepts blood money all the time to hide 3rd Dimensional Humans off her smart phone
Dude Nasty Mary Anne is grose don't answer her call
by The Gods & Goddesses November 7, 2019
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Britt-Marie and gunnar

A famous swedish song. Some people will say its the national song but thats ”wap”. The song is about a couple but it starts with gunnar meeting the love of hes life brittmarie and see is so pretty but shes a vegetarian so gunnar gets crushed!! Then brittmarie has skorv but will gunnar leave or stay...

As you see its a banger made of the group the matildas.
-Omg did you just hum on britt-marie and gunnar!?!?!?
- yeah do you know that song?
- WHO DOSENT ITS THE BEST!
- Lets be best freinds!

as you can see it brings together people also its just fabolous
by lunisen December 3, 2021
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Mary Jane Champagne

Someone who is both drunk and high.
by L.I.A.M. February 1, 2013
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kacy marie tubbs

1. an influencer, specializing in snapchat, although she posts content on instagram. one of the smartest, coolest, most epic coyotes. she is most well known for her obsession with harry styles, taylor swift, and other bisexual behavior. she is a hopeless romantic, with a great sense of humor and the feminism that makes that statement *not* a red flag. A voracious reader, kacy enjoys consuming media of all sorts. kacy marie tubbs is a great friend and a sensitive soul for all to enjoy.
person 1: woah, that taylor swift-loving girl with brown wavy hair used to have pink hair.

person 2: for real? she is also drinking a frappe from starbucks! must be a total girls' girl.
person 3: talk about a real kacy marie tubbs
by instainfluence August 31, 2022
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