Child

The human embodiment of shit

P1:oh look how cute my lil brother is
P2: dont you meant lil shit
P2: he is a boy of a demon child

by Himynameisbleebloop December 13, 2020

Child

A smol human that you want to yeet across the room, but at the same time you want to protect it.

*gasp* it's a child!

by Right-Brain April 13, 2020

My child

Something parents say that translates to 'my slave'. It is usually used to make themselves look good

Mother: my child, wash the dishes

by Hiwho September 21, 2025

Excessive Disrespect Child

When you incarnate to Earth in the late 80's in a 3rd Dimensional Human vessel (Philip Piquet Vargas) with no powers or abilities, but in your previous life you were all powerful with abilities and powers, very powerful with a huge army and well respected and honored by many as a being named Ashtar Sheran. But as Philip the Satanists, Illuminati, Shadow Governments of Earth have been responsible for so much negative black energy coming out of you to feed evil astral Dimension type beings and you get Satanist ritualed by them all the time and just plain taken advantage of by people that are not mature Gods or Goddesses like types who want to neuralize you so you don't have a well deserved decent after life and are straight excessive disrespect childs

Dude that guy was prestigous with many badges and that excessive disrespect child kept annoying him

by The Gods & Goddesses November 7, 2019

Holographic Child

An alien pencil case from an unknown location. Usually consists of a prismacolour/holographic texture and insides made of pens, pencils, glues, highlighters, etc.

The Holographic Child belongs to Jesus and came when he descended from heaven.

by Quicksand Boy January 20, 2018

Gray Child

A young person who was killed in a bombing. The color comes primarily from the coating of rubble and concrete dust on their skin but the lack of color from being deceased also contributes.

Also spelled Grey Child.

After seeing all those videos of families pulling their gray children from the rubble I support a ceasefire in Gaza.

by turnipjs November 21, 2023

Child Prostitution

Prostitution of a child

Child prostitution is evil

by 459395 June 6, 2023