blood dumpster

A auto erotic vampire

The sucked the blood out of him dry as he called me his dirty little blood dumpster

by Dylangames1212 April 19, 2018

blood

red liquid made to be devoured by me, you're never safe.

Blood is never safe from me, I shall devour it.

by Sussy_nerd May 9, 2023

Blood Pickle

When a woman hovers over a sleeping person with their mouth open and slides a bloody tampon out of their vagina into the sleeping person's open mouth, giving you their "Blood Pickle".

"My wife was pissed at me when we went to bed last night. I was awakened by a fresh Blood Pickle in my mouth."

by Darth Zilla the Bob August 5, 2024

Chicken Blood

A way to shame someone when they are angry over something silly or mundane.

*friends arguing*

Break up the argument and repeat:
"CHICKEN BLOOD! This is Chicken Blood! CHICKEN BLOOD!"

*friends stop arguing*

by VulvodyniaSlam June 26, 2022

High Blood Pressure And Hypertension Are Contests

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High Blood Pressure And Hypertension Are Contests

by Abreathofaversaillian February 28, 2025

blood

An unconventional definition of menstruation.

“What’s wrong with you Jane, you look nervous today” “That sucks Lisa, I got my blood again”.

by sneekoz March 21, 2021

blood

it means the thing keeping you alive
im no smart ass but i do know that if you cough blood, people will stay away from you and you will have no friends

blood is red.

by nicegameskid November 7, 2019