When you go to shake your buddy's hand but he completely bypasses your open hand and grabs your genitals instead.
It had been so long since we'd seen each other. I genuinely thought Tim was just coming in to meet my outstretched hand, but then he fooled me and gave me the ol' Brandon Handshake instead.
by GreenSquirrel December 19, 2024
Get the Brandon Handshakemug. Usually the son of Ian, a Brandon is an absolute beast up front on pro clubs and gets a lot of pussy because of it. Brandons usually have a massive bread head for scoring absolute worldies 70 yards out. Brandon has a huge dong that he slays the punani with but can only last 4 minutes.
What an absolute Brandon he is!
by Beach Bread Head December 5, 2018
Get the Brandonmug. by between2brandons May 25, 2011
Get the Brandon Sammichmug. Brandon is that one kid everyone will hate. he is most likely a white kid who is super capitalist and hates communists. he will stop at nothing to spout his bullshit “facts” and can’t pull anyone for the life of himself. when seeing one, run away or attack him in order to protect yourself.
“that bitch brandon is so annoying”
by your local kgb agent February 13, 2022
Get the Brandonmug. Brandon is loyal and loving he will love you forever if he loves you .you are a lucky woman when he falls he falls fast and hard he will ride and die for you he will make you feel like a queen he has a large penis he works hard and know how to treat a woman he is respectful and gas no kids isn't on probation and is attracted to blonds with blue grey eyes has 7sisters no brothers is family oriented and doesn't care about anyone but his partner she is the only opinion that madders to him he cares about getting his woman off before getting himself off
by Brandon clement December 30, 2024
Get the brandon clementmug. by LeoMyling March 13, 2024
Get the Brandonmug. When you go to shake your buddy's hand but he completely bypasses your open hand and grabs your genitals instead.
It had been so long since we'd seen each other. I genuinely thought Tim was just coming in to meet my outstretched hand, but then he fooled me and gave me the ol' Brandon Handshake instead.
by GreenSquirrel December 19, 2024
Get the Brandon Handshakemug.