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Yoga Workout 

1) Misnomer.

2) A conversational ploy by fat girlfriends to seduce boyfriends into a besieged position. This argumentative ambush was modeled on the Vietnamese artillery bushwhacking of the French army after luring them to the Valley of Dien Bien Phu. The phrase is asserted as truth, seemingly begging for the obvious counter-argument that yoga is only a workout if you aren’t fat else maybe you need the treadmill.
“I am going to my yoga workout.”
Yoga Workout by UnderemployedMBA August 29, 2011
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ghetto workout 

What you do when you're too poor to get a gym membership, so you work out in urban areas and playgrounds instead. Originally started by black guys in NYC.
child: Dang look at those guys doing their ghetto workout, they're so ripped!

infant: Yes
ghetto workout by paulWALLdo August 27, 2009

Workhorse 

One who goes all in at all times.
One who gets the job done at all costs.
One who has the determination and is not afraid to put the team on his back and carry the young ones to the promise land.
Big Veets is always a workhorse when he's on vodka/redbull.

La Placita is the workhorse's stomping ground.
Workhorse by Big Veets March 10, 2015

Working on the boat 

Working on the boat is a euphemism for masturbating. Our friend would give an excuse for not hanging out with us by saying that, "he was working on the boat". Eventually we got so bothered by his "working on the boat" that we went to his house and asked his mother and she told us that he was in the bathroom. However he didn't exit the bathroom for 45 minutes. Thus he was "working on the boat".
Person 1: Hey were going over to my house, want to come?
Person 2: Sorry, I gotta work on the boat.

Person 1: Where were you man?
Person 2: Sorry, I was at my house working on the boat.
Working on the boat by mckeky01 August 11, 2010

workaholic 

A person who's sole self purpose in life is to work hard and achieve until the day they die, never stopping to enjoy their achievments or see the world around them. Everything comes second to work and because of this their friendships are torn and love life is darker than the dark side of the moon
I was such a workaholic that my friends all forget that I exist. I have no hope of relationship.

I'm working on it

A phrase use to give a quick and satisfying response without prompting another question especially when work is not being done.
John: "How's the project coming along?"
Jane haven't done much: "I'm working on it."
I'm working on it by Cooc June 19, 2008