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Window-watching

When a person passing by stands where you are sitting and watches your show/movie.
My brother is an expert in window-watching
by ChibiFoxo July 27, 2024
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Windows being Windows

When Windows starts being annoying and does something stupid like fucking disabling the Windows key or something like that or by disabling the Volume or Brightness slider for some reason.

This usually happens on a crappy or decent laptop for some reason and it could be some app tho.

This is because Windows has A LOT of bugs.
Damn my Windows key fucking disabled it's self this has to be Windows being Windows.
by zpowers August 2, 2024
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Window Shutter

it shuts your window
I have a window shutter. I hope your mouth can be like it
by Wengardian Leviosa August 6, 2024
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Windozered

Getting windozered is when you fucked over by Microsoft Windows.
"I just got windozered"
"How?"
"I tried opening powerpoint and it blue screened my computer"
by Windozerman September 19, 2023
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Windows syndrome

An irresistible desire to use an operating system that screws one up repeatedly even after one pays for it. Considered to be a form of masochism.
Susan is an idiot to advise Linux to John when she clearly knows that he suffers from Windows syndrome.
by leo_sk October 12, 2023
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Window Shopping

When a person is looking at someone sexually without actually doing anything
by Sebbyboiishot October 21, 2023
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Windows 99

It's a fake OS that (i think so) Verbose the Talking Cat made it (his video: When A Gamer Installs Windows 99), it is an hidden (fake) OS that looks so new, yet it is made from combining 2 old windows versions (Windows 98 and Windows 1.00), It has many bugs and glitches, but also, LORE, and any time you try upgrading or downgrading to something else, it blocks you from doing so, outages cant turn off the computer Windows 99 is in, so basically, Windows 99 is an secret (fake) OS hidden by Microsoft, and it has LORE.
1: Have you seen Windows 99, the Secret hidden OS?
2: I think so, the computer in my basement has it installed after i switched from Windows 1.00 to Windows 98
by Duper NO! December 14, 2023
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