Meat Parakeet

The act of putting ones entire package on the shoulder of an unsuspecting victim.

"Hey."
"Hey what's up?"
"Did I tell you I got a new pet?"
"No, really?"
"Yea. Say hello to my meat parakeet"
"Nice. Polly want a cracker?"

by Thought Monkey July 9, 2010

meat group

A term used when referring to someone you think is hot. Making reference to one being so hot it is required to be on the FDA food pyramid.

That girl is so hot, total meat group.

by ivonne carley June 21, 2004

meat yarmulke

Unfortunate incidence of MPB (Male Pattern Baldness) located at the crown of an ever-thinning head of hair, the pink, fleshy scap is exposed.

"Yikes, I though that guy my aunt set me up with was a real catch...until his slathered SPF 50 on his meat yarmulke! Sick!"

by WontGetFooledAgain December 30, 2008

Junk meat

The kind of meat thats not really good meat, jerky, hot dogs, fast food burgers.

Hey wanna get some McDonalds.
No way I'm staying away from that junk meat.

by yobtorg August 25, 2008

Meat Hoist

A dildo made out of meat usually used by gay males.

Austin's boyfriend Ethan pleasured him with a "meat hoist"

by Poseidann July 8, 2014

Meat beater

A person who uses a giant piece of meat as a punching bag

person 1: dude check it, that guy is using that giant meat as a punching bag
person 2: he’s a meat beater

by Dubiks April 12, 2019

meat chimes

A woman with an extremely large labia. When blown upon, sometimes even ever so slightly you may hear the harmonic sound of clapping

Man, she had a great body, but damn she had some meat chimes downstairs!!

by DonkeySpackle October 5, 2007