wanking gland

Part of the male body around which a large entertainment industry has grown.
Magazines, DVD's, and a worldwide network of computers called the Internet are dedicated to entertaining it.

I'm just going to the shop to buy a wank mag for my wanking gland.

by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004

Walking Taco

Zion on a tuesday

"Hey do you know what a walking Taco is?" "Yeah, Its Zion on a tuesaday

by Real Fax August 5, 2020

Walking Taco

Put the females right leg over your left shoulder and the left over the right... then stand up and eat her out while walking around.

We barely made it into her house before I was blindly walking taco around her place trying to find her bedroom

by TheToJo March 18, 2020

waking up Irish

When you wake up still drunk from the night before.

I must've been really drunk last night because I woke up Irish this morning.

Mary was tired of her husband waking up Irish so she shot him.

Don't get too drunk tonight, no one wants to wake up Irish.

by pseudonymouslyarriffic April 2, 2011

Wasting food

A polite way to say that one is in the process of relinquishing food from a recently consumed meal.

Person #1 (through bathroom door): What are you doing in there?
Person #2: I'm wasting food, leave me alone.
Person #3: Respect.

by McHarv July 28, 2005

waslking

WASLKing is a standarized test in the state of Washington. All fourth, seventh and tenth graders in King County public schools take the WASL in Reading, writing, Science, listening and mathematics.

"Hey, did you take the WASLKing.

by ChrisXXX April 3, 2007

wanking to the poll

to push to the limit, to bring to the very end.

guy 1: holy shit! your doing 60 mph!
guy 2: thats nothing. i havnt even begun wanking to the poll.

by neotreo December 24, 2007