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Victorian Child

A child from the Victorian era, used for making a point that something is utterly ridiculous. This is in reference to the idea that if they were shown the thing in question, they’d be in utter shock and possibly have something like a conniption or a stroke.
“Did you hear about the situation with Vitaly?”
“I swear, if you showed that guy’s content to a Victorian child they would have a heart attack and die on the spot.”
by Scarfkat April 18, 2025
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Victorian poop pipe

The act of lying on one's stomach and imserting a pipe or hose up one's anus whilst haveing a partner straddle one's back, huffing any rectal gassees that might be expelled. If done correctly, there is no act of flatulence, rather the stink fumes waft out at a steady, gradual pace for the huffer to enjoy at their leisure. In some cases, excrement itself can suddenly launch out of the tube, covering the huffer and adjacent surfaces in a shower of stank. This is particularly a common occurrence if the person in question partakes of a diet high in fats and low in fiber. If such an incident occurs, it is customary for the huffer to exclaim 'by jove, we have struck oil, old chap!' Failure to do so is considered both bad form and bad luck.
Sandra gave me a Victorian poop pipe last night, it was a cracking good time, lads!
by Carnie_Asada April 18, 2025
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Victor

a super dess Brampton shorty. very eskibidi
bro that zude is is tewww victor”

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Victor

a super dess Brampton shorty. very eskibidi
bro that zude is is tewww victor”

@djjoogieblast
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A hypothetical or conceptual institution dedicated to documenting, memorializing, and educating the public about human suffering caused directly by capitalist economic systems. This includes victims of industrial accidents due to lax safety regulations, deaths from preventable diseases due to lack of healthcare access, fatalities from imperialist wars for resources and markets, and lives destroyed by austerity policies, financial crashes, and exploitative labor conditions. The foundation serves as a ideological counter-monument to the dominant narrative of capitalism as a force for universal progress.
Example: The Victims of Capitalism Memorial Foundation might run an interactive exhibit tracking the opioid overdose crisis, linking each death to the pharmaceutical industry's profit-driven marketing, the privatization of pain management, and the systemic defunding of public health—framing the epidemic not as a personal tragedy but as a structural outcome of capital.
by Dumu The Void February 5, 2026
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