turkey blasting

the sexual act of using a turkey leg as a butt plug and then eating it out of the anus.

Next weekend I'm going to be turkey blasting my girlfriend all night.

by inkedworker August 27, 2020

smoked turkey brine

Smoked turkey brine - when you master the art of intaking smoke from a cigarette through your urethra causing your sperm to have a Smokey flavoring similar to pipe tobacco.

Her face was covered in Smoked turkey brine - when you master the art of intaking smoke from a cigarette through your urethra causing your sperm to have a Smokey flavoring similar to pipe tobacco.

by Jethro bo dean November 21, 2023

Fuckin' jive turkey

Any singer who's full vocal range is one semitone short of four octaves

hey what's matt bellamy's vocal range
D2-C#6
damn that guy couldn't the hit the D6? he has less range than william shatner what a fuckin' jive turkey

by Squidris Elba March 29, 2024

Turkey Bag

A Scrotum without pubic hair.

68% of women surveyed indicated They preferred turkey bags over hairy scrotums.

by Turk787 January 28, 2025

Turkey bag

Anal insemination by an inside out meth bag

On thanksgiving chicken heads are getting turkey bagged.

by Sugui July 13, 2022

mayor turkey

Title of the 110th Mayor of the City of New York.

Mayor Turkey has a rat problem in the brownstone he owns in Brooklyn.

Mayor Turkey just landed back at JFK from another Istanbul vacation.

by THC419 August 04, 2024

quirky turkey

An oddball

He's quite the quirky turkey.

by Ereck Flowers May 04, 2019