Rat Turd

Kip.

See also:
shit, poo, kal kalesh,

That rat just shit a kip!

by Derek December 13, 2003

Turd Burglar

A lame acquaintance that does things that grind your gears and one that you have nothing in common with.

Allen: "Did you see how Bob was picking up on that chick? He used a horrible pick up line."

Camron: "Yeah dude, she was hott, but hes such a Turd Burglar."

by ari ari im so sorry March 24, 2008

turd burglar

one who burgles turds, usually hired by the irish mafia

that crazy turd burglar!

by Rorra McGee February 21, 2007

Nuclear turd

When you take a shit so nasty that particles inside the crap go nuclear, release heat and makes your butt cheeks feel warm.

"Hey why are smiling so much, is it that much fun in the bathroom?"..."You don't understand man, I just took nuclear turd"..."ohhhhh"

by the argenrican April 16, 2010

Turd spellunker

is an explorer in search of the magical forest of Marijuana in Kansas

Chuck is a Turd Spellunker

by ltd_tour October 3, 2006

Apple Turds

Where you have a shit and the turds are bloody

Crap man, my shit was filled with apple turds.

by Mordolken March 25, 2007

turd muff

also called turd muffin; a minor insult to someone you are angry with; like a poop turd and a muffin combined in a disgusting mixture

You are such a turd muff!

by BIGcrapCHUNKSeverywhere March 1, 2009