Turtle Monkey

A man that has a long neck, a hairy body and a monkey face.

Guy 1- see this guy right there?

Guy 2- He looks like a turtle monkey.

by Defineiswhatido January 26, 2021

turtle-eenie-weenie

An extravagant method of describing something so cute and minute that it forces the exclaimer to explain it in absolute nonsensical reptilian terms.

oh my goodness this babies toes are so turtle-eenie-weenies

by vapegodalbert April 22, 2022

Turtle-Necking

A person who is shitting in a public restroom but someone walks in so you have to hold it mid-shit.

My bro was turtle-necking in the school bathroom, but so was his friend.

by Mistress of ALL things shit December 12, 2023

skin turtle

when your penis slides back in to the foreskin of an uncut male.

did you see that cock slide back into his skin turtle.

by luluboogy June 16, 2018

turtle up

When a pregnant woman falls on her and can not get up.

Dude, did you see that pregnant lady fall? she went turtle up!!!

by bbyeater October 11, 2017

punch the turtle

To attempt something that does have a small chance of success - but will likely end in failure and pain.

Did you hear how Josh and Christel are trying to create new slang? They're trying to punch the turtle with that...

by JBonesMcGee March 30, 2019

Turtle

Turtles are indescribably.They are cute,derpy,and smart.They are amazing creatures.They could do anything.I Like Turtles.

I Like Turtles

by I Love Turltes February 27, 2018