Based

A very bad thing. Not good very bad.

#basedmentality

by anonymous March 25, 2025

bases

what are the bases

1st . making out

2nd. feeling below waist

3rd. hand job/fingering

4th. (blow job)
5th. all the way

jim: what are the bases?

john : you know don't you
jim: no, wait how far did you and lilly go yesterday

john: 3rd

by webegettinglitupinhere October 29, 2018

Based

Opposite of "baseless" -- in reference to reports by the media that the public are entertaining "baseless" (conspiratorial) claims in an attempt to cover them up.

News Outlet: "...the baseless conspiracy that Epstein didn't kill himself."
Commenter 1: "Epstein was murdered."
Commenter 2: "Based."

by Vaginus Goochis Penicularis June 30, 2022

Based Jew

A Jewish person (typically between ages 10-20) who is very based and proud of themself. They are on tiktok and they hate antisemites. Their comments are spammed with antisemites either named something like user728372937383, austrianpainter8293, or kanyefan82839. They don't let any comments like those change their opinion on their religion. They explain why antisemitic arguments are invalid all the time. And for fun, they post them celebrating their holidays on tiktok.

Miriam is so amazing! She is such a based Jew.

by Elysmile April 10, 2023

Square Based Prison

Where mathematicians go when they commit crime.

Did you hear about the mathematician that got convicted of robbery? He went straight to a square based prison.

by TheFunnyGuy88 July 24, 2022