ESL Teaching

A "job" that many grifters, low-lifes, simpletons and garden variety retards do while living abroad as an expat. Many, if not all, of those that are currently teaching ESL have failed astronomically in their home country. This includes financially owning themselves by getting one of the many useless degrees offered by today's university. An incompetence to use any job-hunting website. It also includes burning a variety of bridges with all of their friends, associates and family members. And finally, it includes a general sense of running from all responsibility due to a severe case of arrested development.

Ironically, many of their students, ESL Speakers, are trying to have a better life, work hard and take life head on.

Blue-haired coffee shop barista: I double majored in English Creative Writing with an emphasis on poetry, and general Philosophy, and I've had it. I've been working here for 6 long years. Too long, too long. Next week, I'm moving for an ESL Teaching job abroad for $800/month. It's GOOD money, and allows me to save each month to pay off my $120,000 of student debt.

Engineer, former friend: That's great.

by Former Expat October 14, 2022

Ferda Tech

Meaning better than cool. What a son said to his Mom when she allowed him to skip school to go hang out with his friends.

Can I skip school?

Yes because you have good grades.

That’s Ferda tech Mom!

by Madge1 November 24, 2022

Dark Disco Tech

The new style of music that bring the current popularity of Disco and Nu disco to the new level.

While mixed in with Industrial, Techno and a spice of darkness

Artists such as: Vitalic, Felix Da Housecat, Dj Loli, Miss Kitten, The Hacker

I saw this music style mention on Loli's facebook with those artists listed as examples.

I love listening to Dark Disco Tech

by Musiclovertechnofork12038352 March 28, 2010

Call Your Teacher "Mom"

(November 20th)- On this day you have now have permisson, by me, to (call your teacher mom)!

(Student) - "Hey, Mom!"
(Teacher) - "Detention!!"
(Student) - "But its November 20th! (Call your teacher "mom") day!"
(Teacher) - "Im sorry, I must have been mistaken! No detention today!"

by Heh, im better than you November 12, 2019

my music teacher

he kind of looks like big ed

my music teacher kind of looks like big ed. he's that hot.

by fuck-me-grande November 11, 2020

Your annoying ass teacher

The person that helps u solve problems that you’d never have without them.

Your annoying ass teacher that makes your life a living hell. Her name is cow.
1: “I love my ANNOYING ASS TEACHER!”
2: “class pet” 😒

by New Dictonse May 6, 2021

JFGI, tech edition

Just Fucking Google It.

When someone just can't look something up for themselves.

JFGI, tech edition

Video Editor: How do you import this file?
Support: JFGI, man.
Video Editor: What does JFGI mean?
Support: Just Fucking Google It.
Video Editor: I tried, but I couldn't find anything.
Support: JUST FUCKING GOOGLE IT!
Video Editor: Bro. I already tried that, don't be rude.
Support: "Bro", your an idiot.

by JP_editman October 21, 2011