by Derek December 14, 2003
A lame acquaintance that does things that grind your gears and one that you have nothing in common with.
Allen: "Did you see how Bob was picking up on that chick? He used a horrible pick up line."
Camron: "Yeah dude, she was hott, but hes such a Turd Burglar."
Camron: "Yeah dude, she was hott, but hes such a Turd Burglar."
by ari ari im so sorry March 24, 2008
that crazy turd burglar!
by Rorra McGee February 20, 2007
by Mordolken March 21, 2007
also called turd muffin; a minor insult to someone you are angry with; like a poop turd and a muffin combined in a disgusting mixture
by BIGcrapCHUNKSeverywhere March 01, 2009
When you take a shit so nasty that particles inside the crap go nuclear, release heat and makes your butt cheeks feel warm.
"Hey why are smiling so much, is it that much fun in the bathroom?"..."You don't understand man, I just took nuclear turd"..."ohhhhh"
by the argenrican April 16, 2010
Chuck is a Turd Spellunker
by ltd_tour October 02, 2006