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Harry Potterheads War

The act of being a potterhead or being in love with jk Rowling
The act of being a Harry Potterheads War
by BennyBoy09 November 18, 2021
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Harry Potter Adult

A millennial adult, with or without kids, that can't stop talking about Harry Potter, including the books, the movies, and the theme park lands - particularly Diagon Alley - at Universal Studios/Islands of Adventure in Orlando, Florida. Even if they do have kids, they're still way more obsessed with Harry Potter than their kids ever would be. They probably engage in casual Harry Potter cosplay and visit the theme park lands at least once a year, and/or at your local town or city's weekly or monthly Harry Potter trivia night. They are obsessed with everything Harry Potter, including, but not limited to, basing their entire personality and/or identity revolving around their "official Hogwarts House"; oversharing way too many photos of them in Harry Potter cosplay; being obsessed with Harry Potter trivia; building a massive Harry Potter collection to rival that of comic book, toy/action figure, and anime/manga nerds; having Harry Potter-themed rooms in their house; and/or probably having at least one Harry Potter-themed tattoo. One of the most bizarre and weird people you'll ever encounter, and also probably somewhere on the autism spectrum.
"That Harry Potter Adult over there won't stop talking about how much of the Hufflepuff they are, and showing off their tattoo of Cedric Diggory."
by Aleitheia August 22, 2022
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harry potter disease

the harry potter disease makes you say mooot and swing badadadad swing badadadadadad
by KURFKNIUGIK7YFUHV December 7, 2020
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Harry Hu-Poopy

When you have the urgency to go number 2 and it feels like a monster is about to unleash out of your butthole but when you sit down on the toilet, only a pebble of poop comes out and nothing else. No matter how hard you push, that pebble will be the only thing in that toilet. Thus, resulting in a 'Harry Hu-Poopy'.
I thought I had to shit real bad, turns out it was only a Harry Hu-Poopy.
by Turdsinkerman October 4, 2011
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Kiwi by harry styles

Harry styles is a smexy man ham, and ur having his baby and its none of his busyness, look up kiwi by harry styles or he will throw a cupcake on your favourite clothes
"Hey have you heard about kiwi by harry styles?" "No whats that?"... (ง'̀-'́)ง
by Harrys kiwis January 1, 2021
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Harry Potter Fag

Someone who is litterally obsessed with all concepts of Harry Potter. Usually, they have read all of the books at LEAST three times, they read/write fanfictions to it, and all thoughts are centered around it. Some even masturbate to Harry Potter and it's characters...
"Dude, what the hell are you doing?"
"Reading the fifth Harry Potter book."
"You are such a Harry Potter Fag!"
"So? hey, do you know where the lotion is...?"
by Flaming Hobo July 27, 2005
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Harry Potter Purists

People who don't know anything about the process of a book to film adaptation. Clueless and idiotic "fans" who slate the Harry Potter films because they are "not like the books." These people fail to recognise that books and films are entirely separate mediums and entities.

They often resort to hating the director, not taking into account that there are other people involved in the filmmaking process, including the writers and WB Studios who place pressure on the team to adapt source material from a 700 page novel into a 2.5 hour film with budget constraints.

Potter purists lack any knowledge and common sense; they moan and whine about the slightest change, cut and/or addition in the films and are ignorant to the fact that such changes are necessary for the benefit of cinematic style and substance.

They also do not rate a film on its cinematic structure (EG editing, cinematography, pacing, score etc...) but on how much it was like the book.

Basically, they are generally a group of ungrateful haters, which Jo Rowling would be extremely ashamed to call "fans".
Such acts of purism from the Harry Potter Purists include:

"THE DIRECTOR IS STUPID! I COULD DO BETTA!!!!"

"THAT NEVA HAPPENED IN THA BOOKS??????!!!"

"THE BOOKS ARE SOOOO GR8, WHY CHANGE STUFF FOR THE FILMS!!?!?!?!?!??!"
by Intelligent Realist. September 29, 2010
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