by finemagician November 22, 2023

by Mac Donald James November 23, 2021

The practice of manipulating a financial model to maintain a 2.0x return despite discovering negative information during diligence. This is often achieved by increasing exit multiples, reducing Capex, manipulating working capital assumptions, increasing revenue growth rates and increasing gross margin assumptions among other tactics. This is also sometimes referred to as goal seek modeling where every factor other than purchase price is adjusted to arrive at the desired outcome.
Associate 1: I have some bad news, the Target's recent results are well below the banker model and suggest that the declining revenue and margins are continuing vs turning around.
Associate 2: No problem, I'll just apply a little Model Magic and the return will still be 2.0x
Associate 2: No problem, I'll just apply a little Model Magic and the return will still be 2.0x
by Finance101 August 11, 2024

This is a common phrase said by White people before committing in the act of eating coleslaw or unseasoned chicken, maybe even perform a few yoga poses
by UrbanInsanity March 4, 2025

That stupid bitch that decides to torment you when doing a Halloween minigame to get Chipper and Scott Cawthon in FNAF World. She keeps insulting you whenever you die and is a sarcastic shithead. And you thought that was it for her. If you want to 100% the game, you have to fight her in a boss fight. She gets pissed off and starts having a mental breakdown when you kill her.
by Gibberishidkrisjjj January 6, 2025

by bu11seye456 June 12, 2018

When the world of warships battleship Mutsu, somehow despite all odds, manages to get good rng and land citadels / torpedos.
Me : I'm about to do what's called a pro gamer move.
Friend : What're you gonna do?
Me : Mutsu Magic
*lands torpedos and citadels with magical accuracy*
Friend : What're you gonna do?
Me : Mutsu Magic
*lands torpedos and citadels with magical accuracy*
by Gredox February 1, 2020
