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Brandon

A sporty, dumb guy who everyone was in love with at some point. Sometimes he's funny, he hangs around the weirdest people and has nicknames for almost everyone. Overall, he's stupid.
"Hey, did that guy just carve his girlfriends initial onto his hand!?"
"Yep, that's Brandon."
by men_hot. March 15, 2023
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Brandon

He's a guy that loves his girlfriend and had a 30cm penis, he is probably

T-Bagging your girlfriend right now with his glorious balls, he has humor and can make girls laugh, brandons seem to be shorter than the rest but can still kick some ass if he wants to!
Brandons are all a Mr.Stealyourgirl
He is often doing something illegal with friends and gets into trouble.
the most important thing in his life are his girlfriend, friends and family.
I wished i was like Brandon... he gets all the girls...

i want to be like Brandon, he beats up everybody!
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OG Brandon

someone who loves bbc in their mouth
by OG Brandon November 28, 2023
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brandon bray

A jerk who will date someone and pretend to like them. Super smart. Doesn't have a heart. Cruches girls hearts. Girls/boys should never date a Brandon Bray. Blocks his ex girlfriends. Will always your friends away from you.
Tessa: girl he took your friends!
Kendra : he's such a Brandon Bray
by Damon Salvatore Fans June 8, 2017
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Brandon Draghi

Brandon Draghi is a 16 year old kid that lives in eastrockaway New York. He is 6 foot and is a waste of fucking hight. He gets abused by his father on a daily basis. His mother used to tell him “NO MORE JORDANS!!” then punch the fuck out of him. His parents fucking hate him
(Friend) Hey Brandon wanna hang out.

(Brandon Draghi) No I’m getting abused I can’t
by Big dick nicca🧛🏿‍♀️ November 16, 2018
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Brandon

Dude: is Brandon gay?
Dude 2: yes you fuck
by Lika mahdik March 14, 2020
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Brandon Keith Durham

A man packing heat, that no one else could ever compete with. He looks like a greek god, and pulls mad hoes.
Man I wish I was Brandon Keith Durham
by Audon October 9, 2019
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