Scottish Umbrella

When a man wearing a kilt without any undergarments walks over a woman exposing himself to her.

My girlfriend was laying on the beach getting some sun until I gave her a Scottish Umbrella for shade.

by Scottish Batman October 15, 2017

Scottish Cowgirl

When a girl mounts your face with a Scotch Egg in her vagina, and as you’re eating her out she pops it out (a la ping pong ball circa Vietnam War) so you get your cake and eat it too.

Harry asked Kevin if he was hungry. Kevin replied, “No, I had a Scottish Cowgirl for lunch.”

by HarryIsTheHead October 15, 2017

Scotty

One pump chump. Sucks at CSGO

Wow that guy is such a scotty at this game.

by xxxdganer November 7, 2017

Scott Eastwood Eyes

Fun, yet straight forward. LITERAL.

YOU HAVE THIS COUNTRY BOY style. Scott Eastwood Eyes look about you.

by T.H.O.T Conscious1185 April 22, 2018

scott pollard

a sexy beast who also enjoys a bit of anal play in his spare time.

what a scott pollard

by bboioionigga April 24, 2018

scott fornkahl

LAZY BITCH ASS NIGGA THAT SMOKES AND FOLLOWS YOU AROUND

SCOTT FORNKAHL IS LAZY

by VENTALATOR November 11, 2017

Scott

The most handsome boy that u will ever meet but also the most disgusting boy that u will ever meet.

Look at that Scott! I wanna be like him when i grow up!

by desyo November 27, 2017