An Element Sock Story serves no purpose and doesn't provide any valuable information to the listener. Usually about one sentence long, it often results in the teller of the story receiving a punch to the head.
An Element Sock Story would be: "Shez has Element socks, and he was like: aw, I have Element socks."
by anus3 December 14, 2009
Get the Element Sock Storymug. A home less persons dance party becase they dont have enough money for shoes. They wear there hole socks get fucked up and try to convince peole ther balls are gum.
Look at those poor hobos haveing there hobo sock hop in the sewer.... lets go pull a j money and give them a old school beat down.
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dance
balls
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by brandi girl-perv November 7, 2009
Get the Hobo Sock Hopmug. The ending result when a dude smashes a girls anal cavity, and when he pulls out, her anas is wrapped around his dick.
by Joey Mountz August 7, 2006
Get the pink tube sockmug. The act of two caucasian men wearing nothing but Tube Socks on their penis, and wrestling. Usually until the tube sock falls off.
John: Wanna go Tube Sock wrestling?
Joe: Im already 4 items of clothes ahead of you
Imagine Sumo Wrestling, with skinny white guys, wearing tube socks over their penises.
Joe: Im already 4 items of clothes ahead of you
Imagine Sumo Wrestling, with skinny white guys, wearing tube socks over their penises.
by Yup... Its that guy August 27, 2011
Get the Tube Sock Wrestlingmug. Exactly like dating a mental girl ie grippy sock coochie, but it’s a male with mental problems and a Long Schlong.
by DmnsPwn April 21, 2022
Get the grippy sock cockmug. by alunaleeee January 26, 2015
Get the Changing My Socksmug. An ad on this website for some reason.
by CRAM SWORD November 14, 2019
Get the Socks That Relieve Painmug.