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National Short Ppl day

Yep every June 4th it’s National Short ppl day
by anonymous June 3, 2021
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Eat short people month

During October, it is widely known that the custom of consuming the short is highly encouraged. Those of a shorter stature are encouraged to be nibbled and devoured by those of us who worked so hard to be taller. It is widely considered taboo to not participate. In certain parts of India and the UK, it is also known for short people to give gifts to each other, and the tall, as well as to consume dirt and ants, so as to participate in the festivity themselves.
Yay, eat short people month, I love October because we can consume those we deem less valuable to society!
by Thornebon October 12, 2022
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Short

Sydney.
You are short if you are named Sydney.
Look how short Sydney is!
by ayowhatsup March 24, 2022
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Throw A Short Person Day

Every year, on October 21st, you are granted 5 free passes to throw a person that is 5'8" and under.
Joe- "hey, It's October 21st, sorry Zach, but it's National Throw a Short Person day, and your too short, I have to throw you.
Zach- "Fuck you Joe" - gets yeeted off the loading dock
by kneegrowinatree September 18, 2023
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short ginger

Short gingers are often bullied and are seen as less worthy people while they are actually the higher intelligent hair color, but those who are not ginger cannot realize the facts.

i would even recommend staying away from short gingers because they could easly f"ck you up and your friends.
And some scientist have even newly discoverd that short ginger can have superhuman streangth!
-You see that short ginger
- yeah?
-I could easly outsmart and beat him up
-oh no bro do not do that i have heard they have superhuman streangth!
by lillgurra_aka_shortginger November 25, 2022
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torched my shorts

A fart you were expecting to just pass a little harmless gas without notice but presented a much different situation.
Damnit! I Got home from a great round of golf and a couple bloody Mary’s and tuna sandwich for lunch. A few hours later I felt a little gas In the ass and didn’t think much of it so let’s push that little squeezer out! I Let it rip and my ass hole burned as I torched My shorts
by moleary70 October 31, 2020
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Porn Shorts

A man's shorts that are loose around the thighs which, whilst the wearer is seated in a legs-parted comfortable position, allow a half-scrotum to escape from the side into plain view of those directly opposite. These shorts are often old, well worn, piss-stained and grey in colour. The escape of the nut often happens at a meal-time and could be mistaken for a rogue scotch-egg - albeit a hairy one.
For fucks sake Dad... I have brought my new girlfriend around to meet the family and you have had to go and wear your Porn Shorts. She was just talking to Grandma and has been distracted by you left nut hanging like some sick Christmas tree decoration. Those shorts need burning before any more harm is done.
by normanstanleyfletcher August 4, 2025
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