september 20th

really really tall but mentally little boys are born on this day. he smokes way too much weed and never whiteys. he is somewhat of a mythical creature named alexius strathmobius, and it has been rumoured that he whiteyed on an F-plate blunt. hide ur kids as he likes them too

oh god it’s september 20th, better leave strathmobius milk, cookies and a halfie

by ski279 April 21, 2021

September 30th

September 30th, 1998. It's a day I'll never forget. The cop inside me died that day. And that night, Raccoon City was wiped out, thanks to the bioweapons created by Umbrella. Somehow, I made it out. But too many others...weren't so lucky. I was "asked" later to join a top-secret government program. Not that I had a choice. The training, the punishing missions...nearly killed me, but at least they kept my mind off everything. If I could just forget what happened that night - the pain, even for a second? This time, it can be different. It has to.

September 30th, 1998. It's a day I'll never forget. The cop inside me died that day. And that night, Raccoon City was wiped out, thanks to the bioweapons created by Umbrella. Somehow, I made it out. But too many others...weren't so lucky. I was "asked" later to join a top-secret government program. Not that I had a choice. The training, the punishing missions...nearly killed me, but at least they kept my mind off everything. If I could just forget what happened that night - the pain, even for a second? This time, it can be different. It has to.

by Meowzuki November 5, 2023

September 28th

National kiss your boyfriend/girlfriend day!

Boy/girl 1- hey ___ it's September 28th!
Boy/girl 2- I know I'm gonna kiss them now!

by Peppas ass cheeks September 27, 2021

September 27th

People Named London will become the cringiest people in the world

"Bro why are you so cringe" Its September 27thl

by DawsonSimonds2213 September 26, 2021

Saturday Night, September 7th 2025, between 2:00AM and 2:30PM

They're doing it. When are they doing it?

Hym "Saturday Night, September 7th 2025, between 2:00AM and 2:30PM. There it is. I'm not paying judges to tell me I don't get to sue for this."

by Hym Iam September 7, 2025

September 8th

The day of pork pies. Get your friend,mum,dad, or siblings a pork pie to celebrate September 8th!

"Yo want a pork pie Destiny?"
'oh my god is it september 8th already?'
"you betcha"

by themeg.com.com May 16, 2022

September

Sexless septembet. The month where no man or woman is aloud to have sex alot like no nut November exept you can masterbate but you cant have sex of any kind

"Hey babe do youwant to have sex" "sorry baby we cant its sexless September"

by Dragonoverlord January 7, 2023