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Sarah johnson looks like some ugly ass version of dobby. don't give her a sock tho.. ugly ahhhhhs
by emilyturnerr October 16, 2020
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Sarah

A dumb cumslut whore that is only with her bf because she has daddy issues. She also sucks at rust.
Imagine being with Sarah.
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Sarah Baartman

-Named Ssehura by her Xhosian parents
-She was born in 1789
-Her parents died shortly after birth
-Her husband was killed by dutch colonists when she was 16
-1810 she was taken to England "She was persuaded by an English ship's doctor, William Dunlop, to travel to England to make her fortune". "persuaded"? she was a servant, she didn't have much choice.
-Perverted doctor William Dunlop got her to sign stuff.
-"Dunlop put Sarah on display in London as a primitive phenomenon of nature, exhibiting her half-naked body to anyone who was willing to pay the one shilling admittance fee. For a higher price, the more affluent in society could touch her. Her large buttocks, in particular, were a point of interest. "
-She was taken to France in 1814
-Didn't have a great life there
-Died in 1815 due to a common illness or syphilis idk
-Her body was directed so she was still on showcase after her death
-She was taken down in 1974
And she was buried in 2002
212 years after she was born.
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Sarah

A person who is able to predict an oncoming disaster
I hear they're using Sarah to form the Disaster Committee
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Sarah

Sarah's tend to be super funny with a nice sence of humor sometimes they can be a bit annoying but always find a way to cheer you up they also can be a bit indecisive but they will always play video games woth you and have fun with you and you guys can pass notes back and forth in class. They will be there for you during tough time and times when you dont even need them. You guys will meet through another friend and be mutual friends but then as time goes on you will create a strong bond with each other and be with each other for eternity. If you wanna call someone, call Sarah. If you need to talk to someone, talk to Sarah. If you just need to be listened to, Sarah will listen to you and be there whenever you need them. So go, get yourself your new bestfriend, 4lifer, ride or die,...Sarah
Person 1: Hey look its Sarah
Person 2: Oh I wish I was friends with her
Person 1: Me too she is so cool and amazing
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Sarah

Sarah's tend to be super funny with a nice sence of humor sometimes they can be a bit annoying but always find a way to cheer you up they also can be a bit indecisive but they will always play video games woth you and have fun with you and you guys can pass notes back and forth in class. They will be there for you during tough time and times when you dont even need them. You guys will meet through another friend and be mutual friends but then as time goes on you will create a strong bond with each other and be with each other for eternity. If you wanna call someone, call Sarah. If you need to talk to someone, talk to Sarah. If you just need to be listened to, Sarah will listen to you and be there whenever you need them. So go, get yourself your new bestfriend, 4lifer, ride or die,...Sarah!
Person 1: Look its Sarah
Person 2: Oh I wish I was friends with her
Person 1: Same she is so cool and sweet
Sarah : Hi guys :)
Person 1 & 2: Hi Sarah! :)
by Jayyyyy8621 July 20, 2022
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Sarah Brockwell

Sarah Brockwell is the single most talented individual to grace Australia. She can sing, stream, entertain and be a great person all in one. She will help you when you need it, and is destined for greatness.
by maestromoyt July 24, 2022
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