by TedTheadoreLogan July 23, 2023
Get the Sleep and Food mug.The being that is controlled by an extremely drowsy state of mind that will turn off your alarms and answer people who try make sure you’re up in an attempt to make them go away when it’s already time to be moving.
The drone is most active on repeat nights of poor sleep. Sleep apnea and sleep inertia also amplify the experience.
The drone is most active on repeat nights of poor sleep. Sleep apnea and sleep inertia also amplify the experience.
Example 1:
My sleep drone must have gotten up, walked across the room, picked up my alarm clock, and turned it off. I woke up in bed 2 hours late with it wrapped in my hands.
Example 2:
“Hey, you up?!?”
-Person 1
“I am up.”
-Person 2
“Are you moving, you getting ready?”
-Person 1
“Yeeeeees.”
-Person 2
45min Later…
“Gooooooood morning, my alarm didn’t wake me up again.”
-Person 2
“I thought you said you were up”
-Person 1
“What?”
-Person 2
“I asked if you were up and you kept responding you were good and yes.”
-Person 1
“I remember nothing of that.”
-Person 2
“Must have been that sleep drone again”
-Person 1
My sleep drone must have gotten up, walked across the room, picked up my alarm clock, and turned it off. I woke up in bed 2 hours late with it wrapped in my hands.
Example 2:
“Hey, you up?!?”
-Person 1
“I am up.”
-Person 2
“Are you moving, you getting ready?”
-Person 1
“Yeeeeees.”
-Person 2
45min Later…
“Gooooooood morning, my alarm didn’t wake me up again.”
-Person 2
“I thought you said you were up”
-Person 1
“What?”
-Person 2
“I asked if you were up and you kept responding you were good and yes.”
-Person 1
“I remember nothing of that.”
-Person 2
“Must have been that sleep drone again”
-Person 1
by SweetTeaEnthusiasts November 17, 2023
Get the Sleep Drone mug.The act of using one’s own clothing to clean, or “scoop,” the load following a session of pre-somnial masturbation so that he can dispose of his semen without disturbing his comfortability by leaving bed to find other means to do so.
If I’m really tired and feel the urge for a tug, I alway do a scoop and sleep so I don’t have to look for tissues and just fall asleep right after.
by anonymous July 29, 2022
Get the Scoop and Sleep mug.Adult male who is afraid of staying up too late for fear of compromised ability or virility the following day.
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