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Paul Ryan

A Republican, 7-term Congressman from Wisconsin, currently serving his 8th term. Paul Ryan is a complete budget wonk, and spends his time engaged in the (mostly futile) task of telling the government how ridiculous its fiscal policy is and begging it to come up with a tax plan that isn't 2000 pages long. Oddly enough, he seems to enjoy this role.

Many women (commonly referred to as Ryanistas) consider him to be the sexiest man alive and spend most of their days fantasizing about his body and sending hate mail to his wife. When Governor Mitt Romney announced that Mr. Ryan was his running-mate during the 2012 presidential election, Ryanistas all over the country had a collective orgasm and were incapacitated for weeks.

Mr. Ryan has faced criticism because he once referred to rape as "a method of conception." Apparently, the people who were outraged by this statement could not accept that his words were truth and refused to cut him some slack for his inelegant statement, forgetting that he spends most of his time crunching numbers rather than counseling rape victims.

Overall, a smart (although nerdy), somewhat charismatic guy with a ripped bod that most of his haters are either jealous of or secretly lust after.
Paul Ryan? He can get fiscal with me any time he wants.
by tvclotag December 4, 2012
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ryan hamilton

This is a name for the gayest people in the world who have tiny penisis
Oh man he should be called Ryan Hamilton after what I seen last night
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ryan archer

man that guy over there is such a ryan archer.
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Ryan Bowman

The hottest guy ever!! Any person that meets him will immediatly fall in love with him. He has the most adorable smile and laugh and his hair is so perfect. He is kinda shy around girls though, so if you try to approach him, be careful! He's into sports and has great grades. He's cute and loveable and even though he seems a little unapproachable, i think he is really fun in bed.
Ryan Bowman also has a great ass
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Phenominal Ryan

A weiner suckkin butt monkey that blows 95 year old rich men for 10 dollars he calls this the floppy weiner job he loves his job and will never quit

Love ya Ryan,

GI JEW PRO♥

P.S. ♥♥♥♥
by GI JEW PRO October 25, 2010
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Ryan Adams

Dude with a big cock and loves to go down on girls for hours. Shorter but strong and lasts all night if he wants to. Handsome with a touch of softness but very devilish eyes and lucious lips that can ruin your life if you don't have them. Heroic and sexy as he's a veteran and a firefighter. You almost want to stop breathing or light on fire so he can save you and maybe give you mouth to mouth. Quiet and mysterious and temperamental. Sexy ass tattoos and good style but looks good in nothing or anything.
Damn. Did you see Ryan Adams over there? Going to light myself on fire so he can put me out.
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Ryan Henry

The man everyone wants to be; basically a god among man
by Hoboman420 December 8, 2016
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