A sick and disgusting person, usally male, who uses any type of poop (including their own) or any other type of animal fecal material to masturbate or jerk off themselves or other poop jerkers with.
"Hey, that sick bastard just took a dump, and picked up his turd, smeared it on his cock, and jerked off with it! What sick fuck!"
"Well, I guess that makes him a poop jerker!"
"Well, I guess that makes him a poop jerker!"
by nasty minded sicko May 21, 2008
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Get the poop and shoot mug.when a male wipes back-to-front after pooping, resulting in poop getting all of their penis and testicles.
carl: “why do they call bob poop dick?”
billy: “bro cus he wipes back to front after he takes a shat so he gets it all over his shaft.”
billy: “bro cus he wipes back to front after he takes a shat so he gets it all over his shaft.”
by TheOrdinaryB October 20, 2018
Get the poop dick mug.A genetic mutation occurring with a cat and a Pop Tart resulting in the ability to have an addicting annoying song, something to troll about, the icanhazcheeseburger franchise, and making rainbows come out of your butt while flying through the air. The rainbow poop can be turned into monochromatic poop if the Nyan Cat's diet isn't maintained. His diet is small children and bananas.
Son: "Mommy, why are we putting little Jeffery outside?"
Mom: "We are feeding Nyan Cat, dear. We don't want his rainbow poop to turn monochromatic."
Mom: "We are feeding Nyan Cat, dear. We don't want his rainbow poop to turn monochromatic."
by Captain Jack Mehoff December 17, 2012
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Get the Poop Sicle mug.The sexual act fisting your partner's anus while entering 2 fingers (preferrably the index and middle fingers) into their nasal cavities.
by Brittany Snowfeather November 13, 2007
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