Paul David Hewson

Paul David Hewson goes by Bono, and is the lead singer in U2. A positively perfect man in all of his imperfection, he is an excellent man and singer.

"I knew Paul David Hewson when I was growing up, but I bet he doesn't remember me."

by Loren, Spontaneous Lead Singer August 29, 2008

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Asian Jake Paul

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Idubbz: Hes an Asian Jake Paul

Ricegum: *Triggered* Know what imma go eat yo dog

by Lonely Girl October 14, 2017

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Subscribe to Jake Paul

Something you should not do

I think I should subscribe to Jake Paul! *dies*

by Hetler January 10, 2018

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Jake Paul Syndrome

Cancerous syndrome that gets spread by cringey 12 yr olds. The simptoms are: dabbing, saying "lit" over and over again, singing dumb songs, and buying pieces of "merch"

Jake Pauler: I just love Jake Paul
Me: HE HAS Jake Paul Syndrome

by Jordanme November 1, 2017

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Once gaining access to Shrimp Town you will find you are in good hands as the leader of the shrimp army, Shrimp Sergeant Paul, will defend Shrimp Town with his life. Paul can morph into various different shapes to fight absolutely anyone. Keep your distance as he is known to be a very horny man and can often trick other species into consuming his squid dick.

Shrimp Sergeant Paul : "Imma beat you so hard you gonna need a shoehorn to put your hat on!"

by Mr Kyro December 19, 2019

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