Cheesecake Pussy

An inside joke that Shit Kink Alley has made up.

Jay - YOOOo dude I thought that cheesecake was a pussy for a second.

Max - WHAT?:)2&&,!-$2$

Jay and Ghost - Cheesecake pussy ong!!😎

by vooomit March 20, 2021

Pussy Pest

A pussy pest is a guy who persistently pesters women for sexual reasons, most often resulting in a general discontent with their existence.

Girl 1: Ben just won’t leave me alone!

Girl 2: Ew, what a Pussy Pest.

by pussypest March 30, 2021

Pussy Oppression

The state of being the fattest virgin to ever be alive due to lack of affection or any attention of any woman. Due to so many rejection from women that you've become a woman hater and start to oppress pussy. Common traits of those who commit pussy oppression are misogynistic behavior, pedophilia, or the sad consequences of being a "nice guy". First red flag to becoming a pussy oppressor is being an incel.

Incel:*cries after rejected for the 20th* "I HATE WOMEN, THEY'RE ALL THE SAME"

Woman: "Hi you're cute."
Incel: "WOW I BET YOU SAY THAT TO A LOT OF GUYS! YOU'RE JUST LIKE ALL THE WOMEN I BET YOU'RE A HOE. YOU'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND THE STRUGGLES OF A MAN."
Woman: "This is pussy oppression!"

by Benefishit April 12, 2021

Pussy Popcorn

Recipe:

Add one 1/2 cup of popcorn kernels into a pussy.
Add 3 tablespoons of vegetable oil into pussy.
Now fuck the pussy with great intensity until the friction is so fierce it causes the kernels to pop into delicious pussy flavored popcorn.

I'm hungry and horny. Im going to make some Pussy Popcorn!

by FrogenYozurt July 13, 2022

slingin pussy

to throw that pussy back as though a man would sling dick

Guy1: Did you have fun with Hannah?
Guy2: Yea she was slingin pussy all night, shit was wild!

by urmomisanut July 18, 2022

Pussy Punisher

One who destroys pussy in their path leaving the punished begging for another round.

Holy shit, Sancho is the pussy punisher!!! He beats the hell out of it and bitches still come back for more!!!

by MMMelicious April 21, 2006

Pussy clart

Clart is a patois term meaning cloth. A number of words prefixing this are common parlance in Jamaican culture, such as rarse meaning arse, blot meaning blood but in any diction it is simply a cuss. Literally, Pussy clart means sanitary towel.

What a useless pussy clart that goalkeeper was today, he was afraid of getting down on the ball.

by wallybu January 20, 2012