Vapour poo

A fart.

A trump.

Oops! I just did a vapour poo!

Eat my vapour poo!!!!

by Ebee_x June 13, 2016

Poo Cloud

When you release particles of your poo into the air, via your anus (you fart)

Alex: Poo cloud incoming

Tom: Not in a confined space FFS

by TAH_1986 October 23, 2019

poo jelly

The residuum remaining after three wipes of one cloaca. Usually a result of eating pizza or other wheat based repast the night before. The jelly usually is exacerbated with heat and sweat.

I need to go to the bathroom and clean up. I ate pizza last night and have poo jelly downstairs.

by VJ Singlemalt May 16, 2016

Poo Paralysed

When you buss the fattest shit and knocks the energy out of you so you have to sit on the toilet after shitting to recover then wipe your bum.

I'm poo paralysed man I can't get up from the toilet seat give me a minute to clean myself!

by Thepoomaster November 23, 2021

gift poo

When you take a shit while your significant other is in the bathroom and run

I called my girlfriend in the bathroom and left, leaving her a gift poo.

by Koi292229 October 24, 2015

Poo Scroll

Aka toilet paper, shit tokens, ass wipes, etc.

Babe, can you pass me another poo scroll? It’s an emergency .

by Skirtt July 24, 2018

Poo-sy

When a female wipes back to front, and brings the doody to the vagina.

I took a huge dump, and after I wiped, my poo-sy became so irritated.

by Tk147069 March 12, 2021