memphis mud muffin

When you shit yourself and take your underwear off and fold them over then hand them to your friend

That bastard Carl. He ate Chinese last night then gave me a Memphis mud muffin for breakfast.

by Nemout November 3, 2017

muffin bitch

sum one whoo bitches 2 much nd isz mad dramatic

joseph: dame willie boy u stepped on my shoes

willie boy: stop bitching

jospeh: no nigga these are my new shoes

willie boy: ur acting like a muffin bitch u suck man

by willie boy January 30, 2008

Shit Muffins

-n. (literal)Muffins made with feces
-n. (subjective) a curseword used to express indignation, fear, anger, or disgust.

Ex. I
Sarah: I'm pregnant.
Bob: Shit muffins.

Ex. II
Mother: Whatcha got there, Jimmy?
Son: Shit muffins! :B

by Narukashi666 January 7, 2011

Dusty Muffin

The act in which one party ejaculates on the other, then runs to the bathroom, places baby powder in their butthole and proceeds to fart on the ejaculate that is on their partner.

“Dude my girlfriend let me give her a dusty muffin, it was only on her leg but next time it’ll be better!”

by Cinn volov June 18, 2022

Choad Muffin

(noun); A muffin that is in resemblance to a choad, a muffin whose width is greater than its height.

Don't be such a choad muffin about it.

I don't want to eat this choad muffin.

by OmegaHOT69 July 13, 2010

Poppy Muffin

A goody-two shoes who tried somking weed but couldnt handle it

SALLY IS A WIMP! SHEs A POPPY MUFFIN

by D-Money April 9, 2003

weez muffin

Slang term for a male who is a bro and wears many fresh snap backs, also who enjoys NHL and xbox360, and "gets it in" on a regular bases.

kid 1>Yo weez muffin what you doing later?
weez muffin> Probably drinking some keystones since there so smooth then snipping top left. And finishing it off with a little nhl 08'.

by kc2013 January 5, 2011