Michael Jordan

The act of nutting on your hand and then proceeding to slap the nut on your girls head and exclaiming “MICHAEL JORDAN!”

Dude last night I gave my girl the Michael Jordan

by SkiMaskTheNutGod July 9, 2018

michael facciano

literally perfect

michael facciano is perfect period

by periodtf February 16, 2019

Michael Jordan

The president of the united states of america since 2015.
Also a famous basketball player that everyone loves. Also can sometimes be associated with slam dunks.

John: *hits 180 slam dunk*

Pete: where the fuck did john go, and why is there a white michael jordan across the field.

by Jef is god jef is life October 9, 2018

Michael Jackson

👑
The best 💖💖

Michael Jackson is my husband

by B E G O N E T H OT March 5, 2019

Mount Michael

Ppl who want to have sex for a whole week can board here and have some fun

I fucked a dude in his dorm last night, I gave him the Mount Michael special

by Fagg233333333 October 7, 2019

Michael Bishop

A guy that will leave u over because of his sour attitude.If u dump him he will never forgive u and be pissed at u forever. He also a dumb, ugly, and stupid person. Also he don't stop talking about his ex. He also cries to u if u dump him, overall he is a no good loser

I hop I never find a Michael Bishop in my life.

by The master definer May 27, 2016

michael kim

A very attractive,rich, and has and has a plethora of chins. (usually 14) a person who would usually have a youtube channel or a twitch channel.

Yo this guy is Michael Kim! let me get your autograph!

by PsychoBoyMichael January 22, 2018