meat jacks

When a man thrusts his hips in such a way that his penis flops up and down, sometimes other people are hit by the meat (often caught by suprise).

When we got back from the concert two guys performed meat jacks on Neil, you should have seen the look on his face.

by Bush Hog July 17, 2011

Meat Parlor

Alternate name for Home Depot

*Boredom*
Joe: Hey, wanna go to Home Depot?
Bob: What? Meat Parlor?
Joe: What?

by lolinitup July 30, 2010

meat spin

when a guy is fucking another guy in the ass and the guy riding his dick is spinning his dick around around.

uuhh daddy keep going I like it when it spins in circles. meat spin

by eatyamumsass November 12, 2018

meat goggles

the act of placing ur meat and or ball sac over the eyes of a sexual partner, hindering their sight allowing you to do what ever you would like(Mans Choice), i.e. tag in a friend

Everyone won when bill grabbed me after he gave her the old meat goggles

by 1029378482 November 4, 2009

meat yarmulke

Unfortunate incidence of MPB (Male Pattern Baldness) located at the crown of an ever-thinning head of hair, the pink, fleshy scap is exposed.

"Yikes, I though that guy my aunt set me up with was a real catch...until his slathered SPF 50 on his meat yarmulke! Sick!"

by WontGetFooledAgain December 30, 2008

Meat Hoist

A dildo made out of meat usually used by gay males.

Austin's boyfriend Ethan pleasured him with a "meat hoist"

by Poseidann July 8, 2014

meat chimes

A woman with an extremely large labia. When blown upon, sometimes even ever so slightly you may hear the harmonic sound of clapping

Man, she had a great body, but damn she had some meat chimes downstairs!!

by DonkeySpackle October 5, 2007