May 28

National give your shortest friend a hug day.

Tall friend: *hugs*
Short friend: "What was that for?"
Tall friend: "It's May 28!"

by Fictionalboysimp December 7, 2021

May 14

the day the person who will break your heart was born, whoever is born on this day is unloyal and gets manipulated very easily

did you hear, Jolene was born on May 14

by Joseph Joestar February 13, 2022

May 11

ur a bad bitch if u were born on May 11th
i can speak from personal experiences
oh btw ur a taurus

my birthday is May 11th so i am a bad bitch

by TastyAsh April 7, 2022

May 11th

Pat your moms head

Hey Mom May 11th is pat your moms head day and that’s today! Can I pat your head?
(*Pat*) a motion of tapping but with hole hand

by May Ellie Smith February 27, 2021

May 4th

National switch masks with a homeless man day!
Step one: Find a homeless person
Step two: Ask to trade masks with them

ITS SIMPLE!!

You: Hey. It's may 4th you know what that means!
Homeless person: Yeah yeah I know here gimme your mask 🙄

by Daddy Dora April 23, 2021

May 5

National give your gf neck kisses day😍

Gf: Why did you kiss my neck?
Bf: Bc its may 5

by Drunkdazedjungwon May 4, 2021

May 8

This person is mostly stubborn. They think every girl/ guy that talks to them is obsessed with them( only if the feeling is not mutual) they are the nicest/ sweetest person you’ll meet out there but never tell them your feelings. THEY ARE ALSO FUNNY!! They love memes.

Me: hey I think I have a crush on you
May 8:

I don’t think I like you that way
Me: ok let’s be friends then.

*talk for a few months*
Me: sends a smiling emoji

May 8: are you flirting with me right now

you’re obsessed me you’re crazy!!! Never text me ever

by anonymous June 9, 2021