Mary Jane Champagne

Someone who is both drunk and high.

"That girl is sooo Mary Jane Champagne."

by L.I.A.M. February 1, 2013

Nasty Mary Anne

A being named Mary Anne who went to Lake Forest, Illinois High School who smokes 50 cigarettes a day and has nasty teeth that are brown and yellow, is an alcoholic and lives with your grand parents in there side house and doesn't pay any form of rent money but occasionally weeds dead flowers and drives them places and should be out on her ass in the streets. A bitch who is two face friends with your mother and family is a full on Nasty Satanist who accepts blood money all the time to hide 3rd Dimensional Humans off her smart phone

Dude Nasty Mary Anne is grose don't answer her call

by The Gods & Goddesses November 7, 2019

The wind cries mary

Letting out a fart that changes so much in pitch that it sounds like a Jimmy Hendrix guitar solo

Jacob: Hey Magnus, I just had the best fart in the bathroom
Magnus: Awesome, loud?
Jacob: Loud and a propper "The wind cries Mary"
Magnus: What?
Jacob: (does airguitar moves and makes guitar noices) You know changing the pitch so that it sounds like a propper guitar solo, The Jimmy Hendrix Experience
Magnus: (rolling on the floor laughing) hahahahaha

by Noia November 8, 2013

Mary Jane Wana

It is Marijuana. But some people like me, like to harass people, so I say Mary Jane Wana.

Mary Jane Wana get some Mary Jane Wana. ;)

by idrewi June 5, 2018

Mary T syndrome

Mary T syndrome is when a girl is so cool, attractive, and down to earth that it causes you to behave in a way that is irrational and extreme.

That man the was caught pleasuring himself on a bus in Memphis must be suffering from Mary T syndrome

by 400lb bench press October 25, 2022

Josh Eli Mari

a person who loves hanging out, and when you find a Josh Eli Mari, you'll want to keep him forever as he will love you unconditionally.

someone: josh eli mari loves me so much
someone #2: i wish i had a josh eli mari, they are keepers

by big.booty.boi May 25, 2019

Reverse Mary Poppins

The act of sliding a long, staff-like object into a container that should in no way be able to hold the entire length

Did you see that sword swallower at the circus? He was reverse Mary Poppinsing that thing ALL the way down.

by Erlenkonig November 21, 2019