memphis mud muffin

When you shit yourself and take your underwear off and fold them over then hand them to your friend

That bastard Carl. He ate Chinese last night then gave me a Memphis mud muffin for breakfast.

by Nemout November 3, 2017

muffin bitch

sum one whoo bitches 2 much nd isz mad dramatic

joseph: dame willie boy u stepped on my shoes

willie boy: stop bitching

jospeh: no nigga these are my new shoes

willie boy: ur acting like a muffin bitch u suck man

by willie boy January 30, 2008

Choad Muffin

(noun); A muffin that is in resemblance to a choad, a muffin whose width is greater than its height.

Don't be such a choad muffin about it.

I don't want to eat this choad muffin.

by OmegaHOT69 July 13, 2010

Shit Muffins

-n. (literal)Muffins made with feces
-n. (subjective) a curseword used to express indignation, fear, anger, or disgust.

Ex. I
Sarah: I'm pregnant.
Bob: Shit muffins.

Ex. II
Mother: Whatcha got there, Jimmy?
Son: Shit muffins! :B

by Narukashi666 January 7, 2011

corn muffin

Corn bread that is shaped like a muffin.
Yellow, smells weird and tastes kind of yummy.

Miss Kim is the best at cooking corn muffins!!

by supercutekid November 19, 2011

Schorched Muffins

another meaning for "Sick Burn" or "Oh Snap"

boy-- aliens are organge
girl # 1--no they aren't, they are green

girl # 2--Oh schorched muffins

by Tishie-Poo December 9, 2008

Poppy Muffin

A goody-two shoes who tried somking weed but couldnt handle it

SALLY IS A WIMP! SHEs A POPPY MUFFIN

by D-Money April 9, 2003